Friday, September 23, 2011
A Warning and A Plea
This is supposed to be funny. I got a lot of good feedback from it so I thought I would put it up. Thanks. I'm not a psycho.
I am really tired of living with other people who don't clean up there messes. Especially when I have asked them nicely again and again to clean up. So, in honor of all those roommates who just wouldn't clean up their, for lack of a better word, crap, I have written a poem:
Please, clean up your dishes
Or I’ll kill you in your sleep. (ok, not really)
I’ve snuck into your room before,
I know your slumber's deep. (No, I haven't ACTUALLY snuck into your room before)
You think that I’m annoying?
Well, you make our kitchen smell. (true)
And if you don’t clean your mess up
Then I’ll send you straight to… (That's really not my decision)
Clean up your dishes,
Do not leave them in the sink.
For there are lots of poisons
I could slip into your drink. (That's true, I could. Will I? No)
Really, I do like you
But, in spite of all we’ve shared,
I’d rather have a clean house
Than somebody who cares.
I've played nice for three long weeks
And I’m not waiting anymore.
So, you better clean your dishes
Or I’ll kill you while you snore. (Once again, I'm not a psycho. I'm not actually going to kill anyone. Do not take this poem seriously)